{"product_id":"essentially-a-gourd-onesie","title":"\"Essentially A Gourd\" Onesie","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; background-color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eLook, you can’t keep dressing your baby in an oven mitt forever. Get them some real clothes, like this cozy, durable onesie. 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