"Baby Me > Baby Jesus" Onesie

Celebrate a holiday they won’t remember with a onesie they won’t understand.

- 100% ringspun cotton lets your baby shit themselves in comfort

- Rib-knit binding adds softness and freedom of movement

- Perfect garment for babies or creepily lifelike dolls

- Prevents babies from committing the crime of nudity, saving them from a life behind bars