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"Do Not Kidnap" Onesie

"Do Not Kidnap" Onesie

Regular price $24.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $24.99 USD
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Don’t take any chances. Keep your baby safe with this cozy, durable onesie, which features a powerful preventative message across the chest to let strangers know that this isn’t the kind of baby you’re allowed to kidnap. It’s a must-buy for all responsible parents.


- 100% ringspun cotton lets your baby shit themselves in comfort

- Easy snaps at the bottom make changing a breeze

- Rib-knit binding adds softness and freedom of movement

- Perfect garment for babies or creepily lifelike dolls



  NB (0-3M) 6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, in 7.32 8.66 10.00 11.02 12.01
Length, in 11.46 12.48 13.50 14.49 15.51
Sleeve length, in 2.52 2.76 2.99 3.23 3.50
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