"Do Not Kidnap" Onesie

Don’t take any chances. Keep your baby safe with this cozy, durable onesie, which features a powerful preventative message across the chest to let strangers know that this isn’t the kind of baby you’re allowed to kidnap. It’s a must-buy for all responsible parents.

- 100% ringspun cotton lets your baby shit themselves in comfort

- Easy snaps at the bottom make changing a breeze

- Rib-knit binding adds softness and freedom of movement

- Perfect garment for babies or creepily lifelike dolls