"Fat And Bald" Onesie

Look, you can’t keep dressing your baby in an oven mitt forever. Get them some real clothes, like this cozy, durable onesie. Easy snaps at the bottom make changing a breeze, and the chest caption is sure to amuse anyone who sees it.

- 100% ringspun cotton lets your baby shit themselves in comfort

- Rib-knit binding adds softness and freedom of movement

- Perfect garment for babies or creepily lifelike dolls

- Prevents babies from committing the crime of nudity, saving them from a life behind bars