"Felon" Onesie

Tired of your baby stealing all your suits and work pants? Get them some clothes of their own, like this cozy, durable onesie. Easy snaps at the bottom make changing a breeze, and enhanced rib-knit binding gives your baby the freedom of movement they need to run from the law after committing serious felonies.

- 100% ringspun cotton lets your baby shit themselves in comfort

- Perfect garment for babies or creepily lifelike dolls

- Cuter than whatever trash they sell at Baby Gap