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"Felon" Onesie

"Felon" Onesie

Regular price $24.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $24.99 USD
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Tired of your baby stealing all your suits and work pants? Get them some clothes of their own, like this cozy, durable onesie. Easy snaps at the bottom make changing a breeze, and enhanced rib-knit binding gives your baby the freedom of movement they need to run from the law after committing serious felonies.


- 100% ringspun cotton lets your baby shit themselves in comfort

- Perfect garment for babies or creepily lifelike dolls

- Cuter than whatever trash they sell at Baby Gap



  NB (0-3M) 6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, in 7.32 8.66 10.00 11.02 12.01
Length, in 11.46 12.48 13.50 14.49 15.51
Sleeve length, in 2.52 2.76 2.99 3.23 3.50


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