"Garbage Son" Onesie
"Garbage Son" Onesie
Do you got yourself a shit boy? One with a sewer mouth who belches out true terrors that make you wish the world had exploded before you were born? Who steals your credit card to do bad things, like pay for an extremely convincing look-alike of your hero, Jimmy Page, to come to your house and give you the middle finger, thereby causing you to wail and weep long into the night? And who on your birthday does things like spray-paint the word “ISIS” on the side of your wonderful car so that the United States Air Force has to come and blow up the beautiful car, which is a Saab? If so, sounds like you got a real garbage son on your hands, and you should steal your credit card back to get him this onesie.
- 100% ringspun cotton lets your boy shit himself in comfort
- Easy snaps at the bottom make changing a breeze
- Rib-knit binding gives your gutter son the freedom of movement he needs to vandalize his nice dad’s wonderful Saab
- Chest caption lets the world know who he truly is deep in his dumpster soul
NB (0-3M) | 6M | 12M | 18M | 24M | |
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Width, in | 7.32 | 8.66 | 10.00 | 11.02 | 12.01 |
Length, in | 11.46 | 12.48 | 13.50 | 14.49 | 15.51 |
Sleeve length, in | 2.52 | 2.76 | 2.99 | 3.23 | 3.50 |