"Here Comes Mr. Slut" Bandana

Your dog is cute. But it could be cuter. Get ‘em this adorable, high-quality bandana to help them achieve their full cuteness potential. Available in small, medium, and large, it’s the perfect accessory for dogs of all sizes. Or, if you don’t have a dog, you can put it on your grandmother instead. 

- Securely fastens to collar to stay in place during playtime or humping

- Durable enough to easily outlive your dog

- Machine washable

- Guaranteed to make your dog say “bark” and/or “woof”