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"I Am 11 Years Old" Onesie

"I Am 11 Years Old" Onesie

Regular price $24.99 USD
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Nudity is a crime. Save your baby from a life behind bars with this cozy, durable onesie. Easy snaps at the bottom make changing a breeze, and the blatantly false chest caption will help your baby learn how to tell lies months ahead of the developmental curve. Do what’s best for your baby and get them this onesie!

 

- 100% ringspun cotton lets your baby shit themselves in comfort

- Rib-knit binding adds softness and freedom of movement

- Perfect garment for babies or creepily lifelike dolls

- More comfortable than wrapping your baby in duct tape and leaves

 

  NB (0-3M) 6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, in 7.32 8.66 10.00 11.02 12.01
Length, in 11.46 12.48 13.50 14.49 15.51
Sleeve length, in 2.52 2.76 2.99 3.23 3.50
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