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"Illiterate" Onesie

"Illiterate" Onesie

Regular price $24.99 USD
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Look, you can’t keep dressing your baby in an oven mitt forever. Get them some real clothes, like this cozy, durable onesie. Easy snaps at the bottom make changing a breeze, and the chest caption is sure to amuse anyone who sees it (except, of course, your baby, who is illiterate).

 

- 100% ringspun cotton lets your baby shit themselves in comfort

- Rib-knit binding adds softness and freedom of movement

- Perfect garment for babies or creepily lifelike dolls

- Prevents babies from committing the crime of nudity, saving them from a life behind bars

 

  NB (0-3M) 6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, in 7.32 8.66 10.00 11.02 12.01
Length, in 11.46 12.48 13.50 14.49 15.51
Sleeve length, in 2.52 2.76 2.99 3.23 3.50
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