"Illiterate" Onesie

Look, you can’t keep dressing your baby in an oven mitt forever. Get them some real clothes, like this cozy, durable onesie. Easy snaps at the bottom make changing a breeze, and the chest caption is sure to amuse anyone who sees it (except, of course, your baby, who is illiterate).

- 100% ringspun cotton lets your baby shit themselves in comfort

- Rib-knit binding adds softness and freedom of movement

- Perfect garment for babies or creepily lifelike dolls

- Prevents babies from committing the crime of nudity, saving them from a life behind bars