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"My Dad Sucks" Onesie

"My Dad Sucks" Onesie

Regular price $24.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $24.99 USD
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Your baby just emailed us to let us know they wanted one of these onesies. They also confided that—and sorry if this is difficult to hear—they have so far been extremely unimpressed by their dad and honestly think he kind of sucks. They think it’s bullshit that they didn’t get any say in who their dad would be, and since they can’t talk yet, they need this high-quality onesie to convey how they really feel. Sorry to break the news. Maybe they’ll like you more if you buy them a onesie.


- 100% ringspun cotton lets your baby shit themselves in comfort

- Easy snaps at the bottom make changing a breeze

- Rib-knit binding gives your baby the freedom of movement they need to flee to their preferred parent whenever their dad tries to play with them



  NB (0-3M) 6M 12M 18M 24M
Width, in 7.32 8.66 10.00 11.02 12.01
Length, in 11.46 12.48 13.50 14.49 15.51
Sleeve length, in 2.52 2.76 2.99 3.23 3.50


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